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Not so long ago someone posted the question “Signs that you visit Vegas a lot” on the TripAdvisor LV Forums and as usual the question brought a lot of responses. I was quite entertained as I read through the responses and realized I had much in common with many of them. So I decided to consolidate the responses into a Top 20 list.

20. You wear your bungee cord that holds your players cards as costume jewelry.

19. Your barber is in Las Vegas.

18. When someone asks for your employee number, you give your rewards number.

17. When you put on a pair of slacks and have a 25% chance of finding a Vegas receipt in them.

16. You get more offers in the mail than regular mail

15.  The ring tone on your phone sounds like a slot machine going off or is Vegas themed

14.  You spend way too much time at work, reading the TripAdvisor LV forum.

13. You know which towers are renovated in most strip hotels

12. You check out the Las Vegas Sun weekly but never check out your local newspaper

11.  When you step off the plane at McCarran, you feel like you have arrived home- rather than feeling that you have arrived at your vacation destination.

10.  Your office calendar is a Vegas calendar

9.  You check your e-mail first thing in the morning, and more than 50% of them are about Vegas.

8. You know where all the bathrooms are and which casino as the cleanest ones.

7.  You know all the flights from your home airports and people ask you for advice on which to take.

6. You have a CONSTANT countdown clock for your next Vegas trip.

5. You can describe the smell in great detail of several casinos.

4. You constantly check the price of package deals to Vegas, even when you don’t have a trip planned.

3. Strangers at work come up to you and say “I am going to Vegas next week and I need some advice.”

2. When a Vegas question comes up on Cash Cab or Jeopardy and you always nail the answer (with enthusiasm)!

And the number one sign you spend too much time in Vegas………………

1. You have a part time job as a porn slapper

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